1970:
The world is presented to a new baby girl – ME, screeming my lungs out at Karolinska Sjukhuset. Later that year I move to Ingarö where I also meet my best friend Annie.

1973:
Learn my first English word… and an important one that is… Ice-cream!

1976:
Start pre-school . Learn how to tie a bow… Try my first cigarette in the garage with my childhood crush Stefan… cough up a lung and decide I will never do that again.

1977:
Start school and discover that math is the worst subject on earth

1984:
Go abroad for the first time by myself (One month on Isle of Wight, UK)

1985:
On a Sunday my parents announce they are getting divorced, for weeks U2s Sunday bloody Sunday is blasting on my stereo.

1986:
Start Frans Schartaus Gymnasium, Economics program.

1987:
My parents are finally settling their finances after the divorce so the house is up for sale… I decide I don’t want to be part of the mess and move to Florida as an exchange student.

1988:
Got back from the states, met my Ex-hubby. Sell foam plastic on the weekends. Get my own apartment on Söder – Stockholm.

1990:
Go to BASIS – Art School

1995:
Get my drivers license on my first try (an achievement in Sweden).

1997:
Get married

1999:
Get divorced. A few month after my divorce I meat Mika on Phone Café, we become friends. Mika teaches me the basics in HTML it helps me get into Capital School of Multimedia where I study Multimedia programming. I Live with my childhood best friend Annie.

2000:
Annie and I move to a bigger apartment in Stockholm. Dating too many as only divorced women can.

2002:
Mika let the words -“I’m getting a cat” past his lips… I think he’s insane …but if that is what is going to happen I convince him it should be a Sacred Birma… as I stick my nose in his affairs I too become a cat parent.

2003:
Annie catches the new man in her life Danne, I move to Enköping with Mika… we say it’s a temporary solution… little did we know… lived together there for years… housing in Stockholm sucks!

2005:
Moved to Söder in Stockholm.

2006:
Mika moved to his own apartment he now have saved enough years at Bostadsförmedlingen. I live month by month on a short term lease, does anyone have a more permanent solution? All 3 cats stay with me, no custody hearing.

2008:
Mika moves back in, we take the land lord to “court” .Judge “like” Judy orders the landlord to settle. Mika and I just have to accept we live in some sort of symbiosis.

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